Posts tagged: anonymous

It’s a filter on my computer. The “alien” one. Makes my eyes really big and shapes my head like a triangle. But you are correct! I am tired!

It’s a filter on my computer. The “alien” one. Makes my eyes really big and shapes my head like a triangle. But you are correct! I am tired!

Preface: My anon questions stopped working again. Since I’m using missing-e, tumblr told me they hated me.

Uhh…I’ll take a picture or few soon.

Preface: My anon questions stopped working again. Since I’m using missing-e, tumblr told me they hated me.

Uhh…I’ll take a picture or few soon.

Anonymous
asks:
wie alt bin ich

this is america. we speak american.

Anonymous
asks:
#29

29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

Nah. Not interested

I actually outperformed myself and knocked out a full minute. Was pretty dope.

I actually outperformed myself and knocked out a full minute. Was pretty dope.

Haha. That’s terrible that you imagined my dick to be so unsightly. I guess this is one of those situations where my dick being somewhere on the internet is a good thing.

Haha. That’s terrible that you imagined my dick to be so unsightly. I guess this is one of those situations where my dick being somewhere on the internet is a good thing.

Someone really unintimidating. I guess 3 really unintimidating celebrities. I don’t know. I wouldn’t NOT do it, I just don’t know who it would be.

Someone really unintimidating. I guess 3 really unintimidating celebrities. I don’t know. I wouldn’t NOT do it, I just don’t know who it would be.

Sierra K, Kat Dennings, Kitty Purry

Sierra K, Kat Dennings, Kitty Purry

I don’t know if this is a compliment or not.

I don’t know if this is a compliment or not.

a) you’re racist b) bacon

a) you’re racist b) bacon

a couple days ago

a couple days ago

Anonymous
asks:
I hate that your dick curves so much. Can you explain how sex with you works?

Anonymous
asks:
too straight edge. not just that though, its the fact that you talk shit and condemn other people that do what they want to do with their own lives. be accepting nigga.

I’m not straight edge.

Anonymous
asks:
can you fuck me please. ill be your brunette and you can be a masseuse

I’m not 100% sure what that means nor am I that good at massaging, but I mean, if you want, I guess.